As you all know, the Avian Liberation Front struck again yesterday when they caused the crash of US Airways Flt 1549 from LaGuardia Airport in New York, on its way to Charlotte, NC. All 155 passengers and crew were evacuated safely after the pilot heroically managed to bring the plane to a landing in the Hudson River.
This madness must stop. The ALF needs to know we mean business. There is only one way to stop this insanity...
KILL ALL THE BIRDS!
That would sure solve the bird poo problem. Think of how happy owners of waterfront property would be!
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